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​Hey, are you tired of real doors?

Just cluttering up your house, where you open ’em, and they actually go somewhere? And you go in another room? Not our doors!
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These doors don't go anywhere

Try to open em. It ain't gonna open. I guarentee it.

Wont open!

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Wont open!

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Wont open!

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None of them open!

Dont belive me? Read our reviews below!

We have fake doors like you wouldn’t believe!

What are you worried about?

Come get fake doors.

Call us up, and order some fake doors today.

Don’t even hesitate, Don’t even worry and don’t even give it a second thought.
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That’s our slogan. See it on the bottom of the screen, below our name.

Here’s another slogan, right below that one.

What are you worried about?

Come get fake doors.

Get in here quick, get out quicker, with an arm of fake doors in you arms.
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